Growing up my brother and I were always very close. To this day we still are we talk almost daily, and when we do it usually consists of talking mad sh*t to each other lol. We would always prank each other when we were younger. I think my favorite is the one I’m about to tell you.

When we were younger we had a puppy, and I think we can all agree here that when we were kids we’d give the easiest names that we could come up with. Our family go to was always “brownie” especially if the dog was brown. Well brownie was still learning how not to crap in the house, and let’s just say it wasn’t going the greatest.

We were playing a game, messing with my mom was our favorite. (And holy hell im paying for it now, sorry mom! Lol) We’re running back and fourth, when my brother came up to me, and offered me a piece of candy. I told him no I didn’t want it. (I’ve never been big on sweets) Our little sister on the other hand was all about her candy.

So he gives it to her, and she takes a bite into it. She starts gagging, and I’m like omg she’s gonna die, and that’s when I realized it wasn’t chocolate lmfao. Thank you Brownie! Good times.

So fast forward to now. Ella has an obsession with building forts. The other day she made one without my help which is major. So she’s in there being quiet (too quiet) on her tablet, or so I thought. I go to check on her, and she’s playing with candies like they’re toys. She’s saying “hi how are you?” Then responds with the other candy, “I’m good how are you?” So I’m like aww cute, but also that’s weird when did she get chocolate?

Lilo had been sleeping around this time so I wasn’t too worried about it, but then the smell hit me. It was at that moment I realized she needs to be potty trained ASAP. SEND HELP! 🙂😂

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